Michael Bevilacqua ([info]time3) wrote,
@ 2007-06-06 08:13:00
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Skippack Village Coffee Haus and Books Owner calls me a coward?

Originally published at Bevilacqua.us.

Calling customers names? Perhaps you better cut back on your caffeine intake, pal. I’m pretty sure that’s not how you handle two fair customer opinions in the real world.

Verbatim, here is what I recieved in my email this morning from the owner of the Skippack Village Coffee Haus and Books shop (actual email can be seen here):

Michael,

I’m sorry you were unhappy with the drinks you ordered. If you had said something I would have been happy to have you choose another selection, or comp the ones you didn’t like.

If you’re a Starbucks drinker, as it seems by some of the comments posted, then mine would definitely not be to your taste. Starbucks starts each drink with 4-6 shots of vanilla, regardless of what you order. That’s 320 to 480 calories before you’ve even ordered the drink. I use a 1% chocolate milk for my base in a mocha, not a syrup, which, by the way, you spelled incorrectly. The 16 oz. frozen mocha includes two shots of espresso. The price which you were so outraged at stems from the fact that our coffees are organic, come from estates made of coops of 29 farmers, each farmer having 2-3 acres. We only use spring water, and make each drink to order. It takes 52 beans for a single shot of espresso so there are 104 beans in the frozen mocha.

Thank you but LeButler’s Pantry, which by the way you also spelled incorrectly, would not suit our taste as their coffee is not organic. Although, life you, that we have in common, I love Charlie’s place. Had Charlie approached me, I would be happy to have some of his coffees on my menu, however, I hate to break it to you, Charlie doesn’t roast his coffee, he gets it from somewhere else. Sorry to shatter that idea. We do however, have several Claddagh selections on our menu, Claddagh Coffee is also located in the village behind Grandma Brenna’s. Our roaster, which we are quite satisfied with, does not roast to the City++ that Starbucks does but chooses instead a medium roast which is more akin to the needs and wants of my customers. If you would have asked for a drink suggestion, I would have recommended an Iced Americano which would have better suited your taste buds. Or maybe you are used to the powdered mixes or condensed versions of the mocha served at various locations. All my espresso-based drinks use traditional Italian recipes although we also have the Long Black and Flat White from Australia and the Cubano, from Cuba, in case you couldn’t figure that one out.

You also spelled the name of my coffeehouse incorrectly, it’s Village Coffeehaus, one word, paying homage to the people who settled our, as you call it “quaint” town. I guess, a town with a history over 300 years, being viewed as quaint, is appropriate as we have tried to maintain our history never giving way to the crushing blow and concrete of chains that serve nothing more than turning American towns into identical strip malls of cheaply made goods and services.

We have been open for nine months now, so I’m sorry to say, for you, we will definitely be here for our one year anniversary and beyond. Why is that? Because we offer ten different single region coffees. All are ground to order and brewed with spring water. Our signature espresso is enjoyed straight up because it’s a blend of five different beans, carefully selected. We are members of the Specialty Coffee Association, the Barista Guild of America and the NFIB. As well, we support Coffee Kids TM and the Susan G. Komen Foundation. We have also given support to Germantown Academy, Perkiomen Watershed Concervancy, St. Marys, the 4H Club, Mennonite Heritage Center, the FOP and the Skippack Historical Society.

Thanks for the offer to supply a LINUX-based system, but we already offer an in-house IMAC running LINUX for patrons to use as well as Comcast High Speed Cable Internet which provides our free WIFI. Maybe you did not look at my website closely enough or you might have noticed that.

Book titles are carefully chosen to reflect a wide audience. Titles vary and include, New Age, Witchcraft, Christianity, Islam, Ecoshamanism and Magic to titles that invoke discussion such as Going Nucular, Out of Time, Darwin and the Barnacle and My Father’s Gun. We don’t leave out the spiritual with titles such as House of Whispers, Wake and the AVI title, A Book Without Words and PA titles such as John Adams Party of One, Runaway America, Where Washington Walked and The Signers, and of course, the Marguerite DeAngeli books. By 1732 there were 553 coffeehouses in London specific to discipline and purpose.

To say that we resemble something you would find on South Street, I’ll take as a complement. Right now, I have seven different local artists and three more are on the way. That’s another way, I am unique. All local artist’s works are displayed free of charge. We also have music just about every weekend, it’s also free. This Saturday is Dave Antonio. Dave, was one of my first musicians. Dave’s music offers a unique world beat as he plays various instruments such as the Sitar, Didgeridoo, Tribal Drums, Singing Bowls and Native American flutes.

The sauna is definitely a “working” unit and on display because I believe that Life if Good, it’s really, really, good. If you would have read the brochure on the sauna it provides numerous health benefits. We always encourage people to relax, browse and enjoy. The 90 degree heat in here this past weekend was nothing compared to the weekend before, it must have been over 100 then. If I owned the building, there would definitely be air-conditioning. Imagine if you will for a second, that you were here about five minutes, I had to work this weekend 30 hours in that heat. The building I am in was built in 1823….obviously well insulated considering the stifling heat, the new owner which bought the place in December did an outstanding job on the outside facade and is now concentrating efforts on the interior. Obviously you know nothing about small businesses as I can’t just run down the corner and purchase an air conditioner. That’s the owner’s place, not mine.

Well all in all, I must say that one negative comment out of thousands of satisifed customers isn’t bad, just a little unwarranted, and, well to be honest, cowardly done.

Sincerely,

Johnna Mountain
Owner/Manager
Village Coffeehaus & Books, LLC



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[info]asphalteden
2007-06-06 02:50 pm UTC (link)
I'm not sure that I understand. Did they find your journal entry online? Or did you let them know you had written it?

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[info]time3
2007-06-06 02:51 pm UTC (link)
It's the second hit on Google. I think they might have been trolling and found it that way. I didn't contact them.

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[info]asphalteden
2007-06-06 03:05 pm UTC (link)
Aha! I am well acquainted, as you might expect, with people finding the silly things I've written here and there, that way.

I went back and reread your original review—not all that shockingly mean, though I suppose it's easy for a new business to be somewhat sensitive about it all. I suggest they grow a tougher skin about such things, though I guess a mastery of losing potential customers with lengthy and defensive emails is a burgeoning skill in today's century.

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[info]time3
2007-06-06 04:24 pm UTC (link)
not all that shockingly mean, though I suppose it's easy for a new business to be somewhat sensitive about it all.

I honestly wasn't trying to be mean. I was just stating our honest opinion on what we experienced within the 10 minutes we spent at his shop. Oh well. *shrug*

One of the things about my website is that I have a lot of useful information on it. It has a very high Google ranking, in general. So, when things like this come up, they tend to be pushed to the top of the listing. So I suppose that is a little unfair.

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[info]princessleia2
2007-06-06 05:58 pm UTC (link)
My bad review of the Skippack Ale House (3rd hit on Google) didn't get a mean email from the owner - no fair! :) And I KNOW people are basing their opinions on that bad review, your mother emailed me a couple months back saying that she had found it while looking for info about it. They lose.

Parts of this email aren't bad, it's nice that they'd take the time to stand up for themselves, but taking shots at grammar and calling the review "unwarranted..and..cowardly done" is just amazingly unprofessional.

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[info]nickdangerous
2007-06-07 06:40 am UTC (link)
"amazingly unprofessional"

Yes, quite shocking and perhaps a bit amusing, tragically.

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[info]dawaioser
2007-06-06 05:54 pm UTC (link)
*How snarky* and what lovely (*cough* ~ rude) customer skills for a owner-manager. They make me never want to visit their HAUS merely due to their own defensiveness.

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[info]time3
2007-06-06 06:08 pm UTC (link)
It surprised me when I read through it. If he treats his customers this way I'd hate to see how he treats his employees.

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[info]laserhen
2007-06-06 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Johnna is female.

Anyway, I agree, definitely not a good way to get business. If she found your review from Google, I imagine a lot of other potential customers will as well, including her nasty reply!

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[info]time3
2007-06-06 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Johnna is female.

Whoops :-D

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[info]nickdangerous
2007-06-07 06:39 am UTC (link)
Attention Johnna and other small business managers: Never, ever, lose your temper when addressing the public, regardless of the circumstances. If you cannot let the occasional critic let slip with some mild invective, the brutal world of commerce is definitely not for you. Go camping, learn to juggle, play the ukulele. Anything to restore a healthy sense of humor. Or at the very least, don't dip so heavily into the house product. Caffeine overload can be such a bitch, you know?

Seriously Mike, you have been vindicated. Calling you, an anonymous critic, a coward who can't find the spell checker is something no true business professional would EVER do. I wonder if she realizes how much her sarcastic reply actually bolsters your case?

Next time I'm in Skippack, I think I'll skip the coffee and didgeridoo sonatas. Something nasty appears to be circulating in the spring water up yonder...

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[info]time3
2007-06-07 01:49 pm UTC (link)
I sort of wish I could photo-document the books she has in the store because they do not match what she lists in her email. If they did, I wouldn't have initially complained about them at all.

I like history, and new age, and theology. What we saw were Star Wars Episode 1 Who's Who, War Letters from WWII and just stuff you would find at Target or some clearing house.

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[info]darkspur
2007-06-06 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Wow, what a dick-hole. That is the most condescending rubbish I have ever read.

Not that I am in Skippack often (played golf at Skippack once).. but I will be sure to never visit that place. That website is terrible too - even by 1995 standards!

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[info]time3
2007-06-07 01:56 pm UTC (link)
Yea, that website is a lot like the inside of the store.

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Skippack Village Coffee Haus and Books
[info]codekitten
2007-06-07 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Skippack Village Coffee Haus and Books owner is a real piece of work. I can't believe the balls on her!

This ONLY makes the establishment. What a bad move on her part!!!

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Re: Skippack Village Coffee Haus and Books
[info]ehowton
2007-07-03 01:09 pm UTC (link)
Where don't I run into you?

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[info]codekitten
2007-07-05 01:02 pm UTC (link)
at Skippack Village Coffee Haus and Books? :P
you are friends with melancthe?

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[info]ehowton
2007-07-05 03:01 pm UTC (link)
at Skippack Village Coffee Haus and Books?
HA!

you are friends with melancthe?
Yes ma'am - Howdy!

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Re: Skippack Village Coffee Haus and Books
[info]codekitten
2007-07-05 03:03 pm UTC (link)
hello!

i see in your profile
I was an IT Manager for 18 months once in Saint Louis, Missouri
this wouldn't happen to be at Boeing would it? I worked there as a PeopleSoft developer many moons ago.

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Re: Skippack Village Coffee Haus and Books
[info]ehowton
2007-07-05 04:17 pm UTC (link)
They are a client of ours - we provided augmentation for Desktop Support occasionally, but no, I was elsewhere.

Did you enjoy your time in Saint Louis? I was shocked to discover that they were more like the Northeast than the Midwest.

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[info]codekitten
2007-07-06 02:54 pm UTC (link)
i have to say that i did not love St. Louis. i've lived in various places and it was my least favorite. i am a very open "liberal" (though that's a bad word now) kind of person. i ran into a lot of bigotry and close mindedness.

maybe it was just my experience but that's what i encountered.

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[info]squidney
2007-06-08 09:05 am UTC (link)
organic or not, there is no excuse for bland coffee!

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[info]plug_them_in
2007-06-10 10:20 pm UTC (link)
"To say that we resemble something you would find on South Street, I’ll take as a complement."

Uhm...she used the wrong spelling of complement..it should be compliment. ha, you win!

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[info]chickyonly
2007-06-25 04:46 am UTC (link)
i know you posted this weeks ago, but i had to comment.

#1 - what does the vanilla syrup comment even mean? if you get a coffee at sbux, they're not putting vanilla syrup in it unless you ask. not to mention 4 shots of syrup is 80 calories, not 400+! come on.
#2 - correcting someone else's incorrect spelling while simultaneously proving that you yourself cannot spell is simply bad form.
#3 - re: the a/c and knowing nothing about small business: i can't even get into how ridiculous this is.
#4 - johnna clearly knows nothing about the way things work on the internet - now instead of a few people reading a bad review that people can take or leave, people are going to actively be turned off by her attitude. nice!

anyhow, just thought i'd post that. and i went to high school with elizabeth so occasionally i stalk these pages. :)

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[info]time3
2007-07-01 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Heh, that kitten icon is great :)

And on your points, yes, the situation is surprising, especially for the town of Skippack. Oh well.

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